What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
Tattoo done by Rich Hardy.
My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...Friend:
"So how's your daughter doing?"
"Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
"What's she studying?"
"And does she have a boyfriend?"
"Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
"You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
"No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
Best dad ever
getting notes on a selfie
There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything
Shine bright like a washed nintendog