i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
clap ur hands if u know this sunday’s episode of sherlock is going to fuck you up
Imagine Sherlock with a teenage daughter.
"Dad, this is-"
"A boy who was clearly hoping to shag you tonight, judging by the tin of mints and packet of condoms in his pockets. Next!"
oh god Daddy Sherlock. The teenage male population would be frightened for their life.
Don’t even mention Uncle Mycroft
JK Rowling is appropriately named because just think of her books
Harry Potter and JK Quirrell’s the Evil One
Harry Potter and JK Hagrid didn’t open the Chamber
Harry Potter and JK Sirius is Good
Harry Potter and JK Cedric’s Dead
Harry Potter and JK Sirius isn’t Being Held by Voldemort
Harry Potter and JK Snape killed Dumbledore
Harry Potter and JK Snape’s not Evil
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
and as far as i can tell life after college is just “to hell with it”
i also finally found a reaction gif for everything
not a clue about my future
Hush little baby, don’t you cry,
Daddy John is always ready to save your life
Hush little baby, just stay here,
Mama Mary’s gonna hold you sweet and dear.
Quiet little baby, just stay still,
Sherlock really loves you, and always will.
Hush little baby, don’t make a sound,
Uncle Moriarty’s got you now.
I thought this was a supernatural post then there was such a plot twist
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
pushing daisies + ned and chuck making it work (requested by wyndamwesley)